Seize the bidet.
There's no day like bidet.
Here bidet gone tomorrow.
Eight Bidets a Week.
The bidet is mine!
It's the first bidet of the rest of your life.
I'm having a bad hair bidet.
Independence Bidet (starring Will Smith)
It's a beautiful bidet in the neighborhood.
Save it for a rainy bidet.
Bidet Tripper (by the Beatles)
Ferris Bueller's Bidet Off
My flat has a bidet. We're very amused.
Have a nice bidet.
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Great poem, Allie. You have your Dad's gift for using words in interesting ways!
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